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Free Bonus Podcast No.2: Dan Blizerian

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edited September 2014 in Crush Live Poker podcast
Bart and Limon fire up CLP Radio Live after knocking back a few too many drinks, hilarity ensures. A long discussion about Dan Bilzerian and Howard Stern, and other members of the poker community in the media. Dan Bilzerian and the recently indicted Macau "big game" players discussed as well. Enjoy this free bonus podcast!

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  • khalwatkhalwat Posts: 997Subscriber
    In before Bart & Limon listen to the podcast to remember what they actually said last night.
  • ThehammahThehammah Posts: 7,083SubscriberProfessional
    Andrew and his multiple personas on clp. :-)
  • khalwatkhalwat Posts: 997Subscriber
    edited July 2014
    I try to post my personal opinions in my out of uniform account. :tu:
  • charlie310charlie310 Posts: 65Member
    Stern's interviews are legendary. That being said, I don't listen to most of his interviews only because i don't care about the people being interviewed, not because of his interviewing skills. Still, he can make the most boring people sound somewhat interesting.

    I doubt Dan Bilzerian pays any of the hot chicks. Think about it...he's a buff muscular dude that looks like a Calvin Klein model. Most of the chicks he fucks are aspiring models/actresses. They know they'll get free exposure to like 3.7 million people just by being around him. It's basically, "You want 100K followers? Fuck Dan Bilzerian."

    I personally don't fully believe Dan's poker story, but who knows if it's true or not. We all know he's a trust-fund baby, so he wouldn't have had to grind from the super-micros to the nose-bleeds. We know he does own a bunch of really expensive assets which confirms that he is wealthy. We also know that he loves poker enough to have his own tables with 2 shuffle-masters. Also, think about it: if I was a rich recreational donkey, who would I want to play with? Dan Bilzerian would be on the top of my list. Hot chicks, access to drugs, plus being in an action game. So, I think he does have access to juicy home-games.
  • DFN Posts: 86Subscriber
    edited July 2014
    right, i wouldn't balk at anything he says as if it's completely false just because we can't comprehend or believe it...there's a world of ultra wealth in society that a lot of people don't have any clue about. we may be very successful (or not) but ultra wealth does not come from working in a lot of cases (especially Dans). and it attracts the likes of degen coke whores who think getting thrown off a building will somehow make them famous...for free. money is the wonder drug which disillusions people around it to feel like they have it, even if they are eating the scraps.
  • khalwatkhalwat Posts: 997Subscriber
    edited July 2014
    The chick who was tossed off of the roof (Janice Griffith) was under contract with Hustler Magazine, and the photo shoot in which she was "snatched-tossed" off the roof was requested by Hustler magazine, as least according to Dan's lawyer:

    http://totalfratmove.com/breaking-read-the-letter-dan-bilzerians-lawyer-wrote-to-porn-star-who-dan-threw-off-a-roof/

    In other words, it was staged, and she was paid to be a participant. Even with contractual agreements signed.

    The more you see, the more it's clear that pretty much every event he has going on has girls hired by promoters to be there.

    I'm not saying they wouldn't star-fuck him, they probably would. But he's as managed as it gets, by all appearances, and the girls are there because they are paid to be there.
  • Topset1610 Posts: 280Subscriber
    I would think some massive high stakes successful player would buy into the One Drop
  • ThehammahThehammah Posts: 7,083SubscriberProfessional
    rich guys like him are always really bad in bed.. only care about quantity not quality. Any woman sleeping with him would not be doing it because she thinks it will be good..

    ww
  • AbeLimonAbeLimon Posts: 860Member
    Thehammah said:
    rich guys like him are always really bad in bed.. only care about quantity not quality. Any woman sleeping with him would not be doing it because she thinks it will be good..

    ww
    guess whos broke (and thus great in bed)? 2hats! nom, nom, nom....
  • ThehammahThehammah Posts: 7,083SubscriberProfessional
    AbeLimon said:
    Thehammah said:
    rich guys like him are always really bad in bed.. only care about quantity not quality. Any woman sleeping with him would not be doing it because she thinks it will be good..

    ww
    guess whos broke (and thus great in bed)? 2hats! nom, nom, nom....
    lol.. even HE doesnt know if he is good in bed.. #virgin

    ww
  • LVH Posts: 171Member
    Thehammah said:


    lol.. even HE doesnt know if he is good in bed.. #virgin

    ww
    Remember when Lewis rocks Betty's world in Revenge of the Nerds? All jocks think about is sports, all nerds think about is sex.

    Never heard of Dan B till listening to this. The whole scenario is interesting. The Paris/Kim comparison is spot on, and most people still believe all that stuff is real.

    Haven't we all seen mini-Blazarians on the internet for years? I was on another forum where some dude said he was British nobility and that he spent most of his time in Asia throwing around money, fucking models and (I kid you not) beating up Triads with his black belt in BJJ. Naturally, 75% of the people there would have sworn in open court that the guy was 100% telling the truth. Dude did kind of the same playbook, in that occasionally he'd post a pic of himself (maybe) with some girl. Just one example of many. These people are everywhere.

    The most interesting thing to me is that people are so determined to believe every word, as in the above posts. Why? I guess it's some combo of "maybe that will be me one day," and living vicariously through the dude.

    Hero worship is just so weird to me though. Yeah, you need role models when you are 15. At 25 or older, you're putting other people on a pedestal is ridiculous and self-debasing. Seems like men are way more into it than women. But I guess that's how half the poker rooms in Vegas have posters of Phil Ivey looking down on a bunch of people he helped steal money from with FTP.
  • charlie310charlie310 Posts: 65Member
    Regardless of whether he's bullshitting or not, he's really good for the game of poker. We will see an influx of aggro-fish Bilzerian-wanna-be's. Poker hasn't had an event like this since card cams.
    by 1DFN
  • daaaaaaaa Posts: 11Member
    This podcast was really good. Well done. Maybe you guys should drink more while doing podcasts. Also, Limon's Wife = Female Tommy Angelo?
  • AbeLimonAbeLimon Posts: 860Member
    daaaaaaaa said:
    This podcast was really good. Well done. Maybe you guys should drink more while doing podcasts. Also, Limon's Wife = Female Tommy Angelo?
    i like doing shows with bart. he is a great straight man and takes a joke well.
    by 1Kozy
  • LVH Posts: 171Member
    It just dawned on me that I used to occasionally play with a guy who used the same routine.

    image
  • totsdtftotsdtf Posts: 156Subscriber
    can we please have a podcast that is just half an hour of bart's thoughts about other players that tilt him
  • khalwatkhalwat Posts: 997Subscriber
    edited July 2014
    LVH said:
    Never heard of Dan B till listening to this. The whole scenario is interesting. The Paris/Kim comparison is spot on, and most people still believe all that stuff is real.
    Thanks!
  • neverlearn2 Posts: 2,804Subscriber
    Thehammah said:
    rich guys like him are always really bad in bed.. only care about quantity not quality. Any woman sleeping with him would not be doing it because she thinks it will be good..

    ww

    so rich guys=super hot girls in bed?

    poor guys=fat girls in bed?
  • neverlearn2 Posts: 2,804Subscriber
    LVH said:
    It just dawned on me that I used to occasionally play with a guy who used the same routine.

    image
    is this dude for real? i remember seeing him and hearing about him long time ago. He had a real estate infomercial right?

    I dont see matthew lesko (sp?) anymore. The guy in the green jacket telling how you can get free money from Govt if you buy his book.
  • RecreationalRogerRecreationalRoger Posts: 752Subscriber
    Thehammah said:
    rich guys like him are always really bad in bed..
    ww
    Boy Wendy this comment raised about 2 dozen questions in my head, all of which scare me to much to actually ask... :wink:

    But what the hell.

    So size matters in terms of bankroll, but its an inverse relationship?
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